
I was disappointed that I missed the snake.
Toward the end of open locker room, a small snake slithered out from under
Chris Wilson's locker, and ... here, I'll let John Keim of the Washington Examiner
tell it:
"Somebody do something!" linebacker Chris Wilson said.
Stephon Heyer made several attempts to pick it up and carry it outside, though Mike Sellers chastised him because, "You don't know if it's poisonous!" Chris Samuels made the same point.
But Heyer managed to pick it up (it fell to the ground once and coiled up) and took it outside, gently setting it on the ground and letting it free.
Rich Campbell of the Free Lance Star was onhand to
snap a picture; I missed the entire thing. This was a source of immense disappointment to me -- snake in the locker room! OMG! total blog gold! -- and I was kind of bummed out as I headed to my desk.
That all turned around when someone passed my desk and mentioned that
LaRon Landry had a monkey waiting for him in the lobby.
The
white-faced capuchin was just over two months old, wearing a leash and a diaper and clinging to a stuffed bear, chaperoned by two of Landry's friends, and he
cheep-ed happily when Landry showed up.
"Just a thought over the offseason," Landry explained, when I asked why he'd gotten the monkey. "I didn't want nothin' too big. He'll get up to fifteen pounds, live 35 to 50 years. When I die, he can die with me."