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What Did Alfred Morris Do With The Gingerbread Man?

Posted by Gabe Hiatt on December 5, 2013 – 10:30 am

This is a mystery scented with ginger, nutmeg, allspice, cinnamon and cloves.

Just what was Alfred Morris doing at the mall chasing the gingerbread man? What did he do when he caught him?

Knowing Alfred, it was something benign like asking after gingy’s pastry children or rounding up votes for an anti-milk dunking petition.

I will gladly accept all theories in the comments section.

It certainly could not have been like this.

alfinsta


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