Be patient, Ryan.
“I’d say it’s pretty on par with me, which is crappy,” he said. “It’s dirty looking, just how I’m anticipating.”
Mustache Grade: D + / C – for effort. Kerrigan’s ‘stache is slightly denser than a few specks of sand, slightly less full than chocolate pudding film.
The road ahead: Long and arduous phases of development.
For some perspective, let’s examine where Kerrigan wants to be.
The linebacker said he has two mustache role models.
Tom Selleck’s Upper Lip Forest: Go ahead, get lost below Selleck’s nose for a moment. This lush pelt is at home hosting a tuxedo party or surfing the waves of the Pacific.
Mustache Grade: A+ Magnum. There should be a bust of Selleck’s mustache in the Hollywood branch of the facial hair hall of fame.
The road ahead: Continued years of bushy excellence.
Burt Reynolds’ Hairy Handelbar: This fur is a timeless classic. It can drive a horse or a Trans Am with equal dexterity.
Mustache Grade: A + Bandit. Without it, Reynolds is in for all sorts of country trouble.
The Road Ahead: Animated.
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