The Redskins Blog

An Update On LaRon Landry’s Monkey, Among Other Things

In the wee hours of this morning, LaRon Landry tweeted a link to 86Dope.com, along with a message imploring his 14,000+ Twitter followers to “support art!” I like art and always enjoy supporting a good cause, so I clicked on over, and found … well, I’m not quite sure how to describe it, actually.

86Dope is a personal shopping, wardrobe consultation, and wardrobe coordination service run by a friend of Landry’s, and that’s fascinating in and of itself. If you’re the type of person who is impressed by shoes — literally closets full of shoes and tubs full of shoes and a bed full of Louboutins and an MCM Worldwide leather dog wearing spiked shoes — then 86Dope’s actual services are for you.

If you’re just a Redskins fan who’s not all that interested in high-end fashion, then you’ll be more intrigued by the Photo Gallery’s various pictures of LaRon Landry serving as a model for the high-end fashion stuff, including Louboutins and a guitar and an expensive-looking watch with a Redskins hat.

If you’re a Redskins fan who likes ice cream, this photograph of Landry holding tubs of ice cream while sporting an ice cream cone shirt is for you.

And if you, like me, are irrationally intrigued by Landry’s white-faced Capuchin monkey Gucci … well, the 86Dope photo gallery can help you out as well.

Here’s Gucci examining a milk carton:

On the slightly higher end, here’s Gucci (with 86Dope) examining a bottle of Champagne:

And Gucci, well-studied in the art of ducking paparazzi, giving the camera a stiff-arm, Heisman-style.

And it’s not just still pictures. The Video Gallery delivers as well. There’s video of Landry lifting, of course, but there’s also — wait for it! — video of Gucci drinking a glass of orange juice and then wiping his mouth on a wood railing. I will give you one guess which of those videos is posted after the jump.

For much, much more on this, check out the DC Sports Bog and, of course, 86Dope.com.