Not a single one?

Cooley: "Nothing.

"And we went over to my mom's house later, once the third round started, and I watched every second. But my phone wasn't getting good service, it was bad service in her house. So I went outside to try to get service, because I was like, 'Am I seriously not getting calls or voicemails or anything?'

"And so I went outside, and everyone started cheering. Like, everyone went wild. So before I even got called, the Redskins drafted me.

"And then [my brother] Tanner put Joe Gibbs on hold."

He what?

Cooley: "I guess he was talking to all his friends, and -- I didn't know I'd given teams my mom's home line, and so Joe Gibbs called and he said, 'Hey, is Chris there?'

"And Tanner said, 'Yeah, hold on a minute, man.'"

Did Tanner and Gibbs ever discuss this?

Cooley: "No, Tanner never met Gibbs. Which is crazy, because Tanner and Zorn have talked, what, fifty times?

"So anyway, a few minutes later, Tanner looks at me and goes, 'Oh, some guy's on hold for you.'

"And I say, 'What? Gimme it!' I grab the phone, and this voice says, 'Chris? This is Joe Gibbs. I hope you want to be a Redskin!'"

How long was he on hold?

Cooley: "Three or four minutes. I just looked at Tanner like, 'You bastard.'"

So you never did tell me what you think of the TV broadcast coverage of the draft.

Cooley: "I think the draft's cool. I like that they changed the fifteen minutes of the first round to ten. Everyone likes that."

I imagine that really helps out guys like you who expect to be drafted somewhere around the third round.

Cooley: "Except that they moved the third round to the second day, which I think sucks. It was cool to say that you were a first day guy."