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Saturday, February 7: Clinton Portis, Quote Machine Part 2

Posted by Matt Terl on February 7, 2009 – 11:34 am

I use my TV as an alarm in the mornings, and today I woke up to the sight of NBC-4’s Dan Hellie — a frankly terrifying way to start the day. He was jabbering away about something that I couldn’t quite make out, and then the scene dissolved to Clinton Portis in Hawai’i, interviewing Eli Manning for a minute or two. The interview ended with Portis telling Eli just how much he enjoyed it when Eli “blows smoke up my [BLEEP],” and then it was back to Dan Hellie.

Honestly, the whole thing was surreal enough that I wasn’t quite sure if it had actually happened or not, so it was a relief to find the video on Cooley’s blog.

This comes on the heels of Cooley’s earlier video in which a gravelly-voiced Clinton further discusses shark diving and cracks up Michael Turner. So Clinton Portis, human quote machine, continues to provide plenty of amusement from the Pro Bowl.

And not just on Cooley’s blog, either. Read more »

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